Yeah, I bought this shirt...

I've had it with hipsters. I'm sick of their androgynous, messy shag cuts and asymmetric side-swept bangs and faux-hawk hairdos, ridiculously tight jeans, guyliner, 1980s-Tom Cruise in Risky Business-Wayfarer sunglasses. In protest of Hipster-ization of America, I'm going to wear this shirt to the gym.

**Typically a Hipster can be identified by vintage or thrift-store bought clothing, a taste for obscure or underground music, a penchant for irony and an elitist attitude.

For more information see the definition of Hipster at UrbanDictionary.com