'Stache is the new black?

Are mustaches making a comeback? I hope not.

My archenemy

This is my nemesis, the evil gray cat that lives in the parking lot at work. We have a mutual dislike for one another. He sits on the hood of my car on cold mornings and leaves dusty paw prints all over it and I don't make an effort to not run over him when I'm leaving work. We also engage in epic staring contests at least twice a week. I will not miss him when we move to our new office, however, I do feel bad that he is homeless (just not enough to do anything about it.)